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Why did the lady go out doors from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

Theres a technical term for a sunny from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

A postcard home The weather is here from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Two Viking invaders are trudging up the from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."

There was a communist named Rudolph One from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Fred Im sure Im right Betty Youre from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!

Gosh its raining cats and dogs said from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

Ole and Lena were sitting down to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Ole replied, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast said, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He turned to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena replied, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the damned garage today."

What is a tornado Mother nature doing from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

Why do hurricanes travel so fastBecause if from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy daysBecause from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

Who is it that everybody listens to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.

If a band plays music in a from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

What person adds best in hot weatherA from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.

Why is it so wet in Great from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

What is a Mexican weather reportChilli today from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.

What doesnt get any wetter no matter from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

If six children and two dogs were from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.